Some of my favorite humans are sluts.

Wow! First a kiss, now the sweet-talk. What’s next, a little hand release?

I would like to thank the lord below for giving me the strength to make it through this dinner. Praise hail satan.

The satanic bible is actually the ultimate self-help book. It’s not about worshipping the devil. It’s about believing in yourself first and foremost and not wasting your time on psychic vampires. If you read it, You might learn a thing or two because it actually makes a hell of a lot more sense than the gobbledygook you’re passing off on the average everyday barnes & noble bottom-feeder. That’s right – I’ve read your book. I want my money back.

I love rubbers. Keeps me in the game.

Call me “he who will kill you if you touch his daughter.”