Sometimes burps smell worse than farts.

Have you ever spent time with an 11-year-old boy and wanted more from him than he was willing to give? Have you ever breathed in the scent of a woman’s sweaty, unwashed sex and just wanted to bottle and sell it at market? Have you ever been so drunk on cock you howled at the moon and begged for a few inches more?

What, there’s no bodily functions at the deanery? Just catered affairs?

All work and no ass-play makes Chuck a dull boy.

I may be easy, but I’m not sleazy.

Faced with a severe vaginal drought – men will be men, boys will do boys.

I don’t just say shit. I mean, I do talk a lot of shit, but I generally mean what I say and I say what I mean.

We needn’t ever speak of it again but one does not very easily forget the kiss of a beautiful woman. That’s right. I said it. I meant it. I’m here to represent it.

I like me a big girl. Yeah, before marcy here, Most of my girlfriends were somewhat zaftig.

Big and getable – that’s the way i liked ’em.